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I can’t sleep ! :(

Very drunk. Or I was earlier.

And I’ve not had dinner and my mobiles dead

Just came up with this…

Samurai t-rex with hover boots and fires missiles from it’s ass and lazers from it’s eyes while breathing fire ?

What the fuck have I been taking.

(Source: 9gag, via mrtambourineman)

Look how amazing I am !

And how the he’ll did I get home

I am a beast at a bowling !

(via deadpoolsgt)